UC Davis: “it’s a good place to study.”

I don’t think it’s humanly possible to be more bored than those five years I spent in Davis, California. Grad school was like spent in one of those noiseless torture chambers where you just start to go a little insane after a while. But it really was a great place to study. I got a 4.0 GPA and learned practically jack sh*t.

But again, all jokes aside, the people at UC Davis were great. Very down-to-earth human beings and bona fide intellectuals. You just needed to be genuinely interested in what you were studying, which I was clearly not. The eggheads were cute as well. If you do find yourself inhabiting Davis, you should really consider getting housing with central AC.